Macho Sauna

I recently visited Sauna Macho in Brussels for the second time after a two-year period, and unfortunately, my experience was extremely disappointing, even pathetic. I want to share these details with the community to inform future visitors about what they can truly expect from this establishment. Firstly, the staff, especially at the front desk, stands out for their blatant lack of manners, rude behavior, and evident tendencies towards theft. The staff's attitude greatly contributes to an unpleasant and unwelcoming atmosphere. Hygiene leaves much to be desired. Slippery floors pose an obvious safety hazard to customers. Unpleasant smells persist in various parts of the establishment, creating an unpleasant experience. Sanitary facilities fall far short of expected standards. The showers are icy, the sauna is not at the right temperature, the pool is cold, and the jacuzzi is practically nonexistent. These conditions are unacceptable considering the excessive entrance fee of €29, which is a financial waste for such mediocre facilities. Moreover, the clientele seems to be mostly composed of prostitutes, the majority of whom I doubt are of legal age, contributing to an unhealthy and disrespectful atmosphere. Another problematic aspect is the mandatory cash-only payment, in flagrant violation of Belgian legislation. According to Article 1.8, 39° of the Economic Law Code, every business is required to accept at least one electronic payment method. This practice is not only illegal but also contributes to a negative perception of the establishment. Regarding drinks, I was shocked to encounter a billing issue at the exit. The drinks ordered were assigned to my locker number in the changing room, but I was asked more than double the actual amount to pay. This situation implies either deliberate dishonesty by the staff, potentially under the owner's orders, or a complete lack of control over locker numbers, allowing other customers to unduly benefit from consumptions. Due to these extremely negative experiences, I intend to have this establishment inspected by tax authorities. Additionally, I will file a formal complaint regarding the fraudulent payment system and misleading advertising. It is clear that Sauna Macho, under its current management, does not deserve to exist. I share this experience in the hope that other consumers are informed about the issues at Sauna Macho and make informed decisions before patronizing this establishment. Also, beware of fake positive reviews on Google; I noticed that some positive reviews mostly came from people frequently seen at gay events, regulars, likely friends of the owner of Macho Sauna.

off night

I visited on a Tuesday at 9pm and found about a dozen older men. I'm 40 and was the youngest there, actually I felt like a baby next to them. Anyway, the club's 1st level was very nice. I loved the pool, lighting effects and night sky effect. There is also a nice bar with reasonably priced drinks. They can also cook you up some food. Next, the hot tub was perfect for relaxing in and watching the rather unconventional assortment of porn playing on the TVs. There is also a smoking room for you lung cancer addicts. During my visit almost nobody went above the first floor, and for good reason as the levels above reeked of mildew and there was mold visible all over the ceilings (YUK!!). Maybe the mildew stench is replaced by other fragrances on busier nights?.. Anyway, continuing above the cruising levels I found a gym with some rusty weights and other barely-functional equipment which probably serves for better stage props than actual fitness equipment. Next to the gym was an outdoor deck which was great for taking in a breath of fresh air after walking through all the mustiness. I suppose I'd go again, but probably not late on a week night. The guy at the counter recommended anytime before 6pm since it is a working crowd, after all.

One of the Best

I went there Monday after Brussels Pride weekend. I knew it opens at 11am so I took a time to get there around 3pm. It was packed! I couldn't get a locker because all lockers were occupied so they gave me a big bag to put all my stuff in it and leave it with the front desk. I was amazed SO many people were there in early afternoon. Brussels guys love to play and actions everywhere especially in the steam room and dark room. Had a great fun and would like to go back there again. Must visit while in Brussels.

mmm

It is a big clean sauna, several floors a bar, video porn room, dark room for everybody to play in. I went in the afternoon and it was busy there were a few very handsome guys and the same pattern that you see in all gay saunas of the world; guys walking endlessly thru the corridors but the place it is worth visiting.

Burning massage

a few months ago I went for the first time to Macho Sauna together with my life time partner; We went at noon to avoid to many guys - yeah indeed - we just wanted to relax alone and that is why I have ordered a massage. The massage guy used to less oil and the next day my upper legs were 1 big burning mark. I went to n doctor that confirmed the cause of these marks and it took my skin 3 weeks to fully recover! I contacted the owner of the sauna to inform him on this and to avoid that this would happen again. You would think you get at least a free drink next time or a refund (a GP's visit is not cheap neither!), but the owner insulted me by mail and insinuated that the burning marks on my upper leg was from the playing in the sauna. Well, I did not play in the sauna, we were there alone and the persons who go there at noon can confirm this! I tried to be nice and inform him to avoid issues with future customers and then you get a unprofessional reaction. I deserve better as customer and I recommend you Club3000 where they were embarrassed to hear this story! Club3000 far much better sauna!